Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Keep your friends close and your package closer

Every guy has experienced it. It's a hot humid day and you are working your ass off in the hot sun, then you feel it. The uncomfortable chaffing resulting from your gonads rubbing up against your thigh. And if you do feel it, it is usually too late. You can always spot the guy who has this testicular chaffing,  I prefer to call it "fire in my underpants". They are walking slowly, a little bowlegged with a slight grimace on their  face. Well gentlemen look no further then Saxx underwear. This revolution in men's undergarments provides an "ergonomic comfort pouch" that nestles your twig and berries allowing "a man's package to rest naturally"

I have a six pack like that, only after drinking a six pack
Now any fertility doctor will tell you that you want your little sperm factories to be as far away from your body as possible to reduce the temperature and increase sperm count and motility. So if you are looking to add some little adventurer's to the world's population, old fashion boxer's may be the way to go. If children are not in your near future then get as much Saxx as you can.





These luxurious underpants don't have an inner seam that could cause irritation. The package cradle has mesh panels made of polyester and spandex to lets say "lift and separate" your junk from your thigh. 

Starting at $25 for the basic trunks and going up to $66 for the longjohns these underwear are very reasonably priced and your little buddies will thank you.

Saxx comes in trunks, boxer briefs, longlegs (coming to just above the knee), and longjohns. They have
basic cotton construction 24-Seven for your everyday activities.










The Pro-Elite with nut hugging high performance stretch polyester.












Ultra, constructed from the viscose of natural fibers for a super soft feel.










Then for when you really want to treat yourself the Luxury made with "an advanced blend of Model and Staple Cotton".










Well after discussing male reproductive parts and looking at all those pictures of guys in their underwear I think I need to start a new post about some super uber sexy gear for females before people start questioning my sexual preferences. To be clear I have been happily married to my wife Cheryl for five years.Today's post has turned into a bit of a sausage party.


Jeremy


outdooradventuregearhead@gmail.com
@jeremygearhead




2 comments:

  1. LOL! Wonderful post!! Makes me want to go get some for my husband. Do the wash board abs come with them tho?

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  2. I am starting a new company for canyoning or canyoning adventure and outdoor activities like hiking and so on, but i don't know what to name it.
    Outdoor Adventure

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