Ninja Suit long underwear

Picture yourself: You are invited to a formal slumber party at a friends house. They keep the thermostat set at a nipple hardening 15 degrees(celsius). You want to be stealthy just in case that little run-in with the mob back a few years ago catches up with you. What do you wear? Perhaps you need the Ninja suit long underwear from Airblaster.

From the Airblaster website here are 7 reasons why you should get the ninja suit
1)One piece design seals out drafts and snow.
2)Seven-panel stretch hood for temperature regulation.
3)4-way stretch fabric is comfy.
4)Wicking is awesome.
5)Ninjas are awesome.
6)The poop shoot rules.
7)Read #5 and 6 again.

It is hard to argue with that logic. This one piece reminds me of my red one piece pajamas I used to rock when I was a kid.

With both men's and women's suits available in a variety of colours and designs these suits are possibly the coolest looking long underwear I've ever seen.






















Jeremy

The future is so bright I have to wear video shades

Point of View(POV) videos of people's outdoor adventures has grown through the roof in the last few years with High Definition video technology becoming smaller and more affordable. Now I'm not talking about the POV videos your college roommate used to watch late at night, although I'm sure if you are so inclined...
No what I'm talking about is all those people on the ski hill or trail with their Hero Cam straped to their bucket hoping to catch proof of their 1080 backside Goomba Stale Fish. Now any aspiring Spielberg can take High Quality action shots so they can show their grandchildren just how cool they were "back in the day".

I stumbled across a product from Vsun that integrates the camera with the goggles or sunglasses that you wear. Now way you can still catch all the action and still look stylish.

The Vsun goggle has a  720p high definition camera and a remote control to catch all the superfly moves you may think you can pull off. That is until you wake up in a uncomfortable bed with multiple limbs in casts, at least you will be able to re-live the event.






The sunglasses have the same 720 p camera but all packed into a useful pair of shades.

The ladies are going to dig you in these?

Maybe I should start wearing these so I can replay the video to find out where I leave my coffee cup, or the remote, or my gloves or....


Jeremy

Life of an adventurer(and the crappy days along the way)

Picture yourself: Day 87 of an estimated 150 day expedition from a reasonably civilized starting point to the far reaches of nowhere. You are hungry, cranky, and tired of your tent mate's snoring and occasional intimate relations with themselves. You think back to those nights sitting around the kitchen table. Maps, visa applications, transportation logistics, and shopping lists are spread out before. They are presenting a battlefield of formidable enemies, and this is the easy part. You daydream of mountains being conquered, miles of hard trail laying in waste behind you. The magazine articles and speaking engagements where you describe the hardships you endured, and overcame, will surely be coming after this trip. Then back to reality, you're sitting in a shit hole town where you have been stuck for a week and a half. You are battling a stomach bug, out of money, and unable to properly communicate with the local authorities that are prohibiting your progression on your epic adventure.



This past Tuesday, Cheryl(my lovely wife) and I went to the local screening of the Banff Mountain Film Festival. This festival showcases films about mountain culture. If you are thinking it's all about ski porn and Nepalese Sherpa's raising prayer flags you are only partially right. Kayaking, skiing, climbing, mountaineering, and all kinds of other great outdoor activities are presented in wide variety of formats. My favorite part is the intro seen below. If this doesn't get you pumped up and want to take on any challenge check your pulse.

For full effect crank up the volume and make sure the bass is pumping.

This brings me to the point of this post. Why do people even attempt these seemingly ridiculous trips? Great question. Once a week I will present you with an adventurer or group of adventurers, their journey, and hopefully find out the motive behind the trip. I hope you will enjoy these adventurous stories and they will inspire you as much as they do me. Inspire you to push your limits, get out of your comfort zone, get off your ass and try new and exciting things.



Jeremy

MicroRocket in your pocket?

Is that large cube shaped box that you cook with in your kitchen a little much for your expedition to your local backcountry campsite. Are you tired of screaming "I love white rabbits" at the top of your lungs trying to cook your dehydrated vegetarian chili on the campfire? Editors note: The one and only time I ever had vegetarian chili it was not fully re-hydrated. The odors that escaped our bodies are still being investigated as possible weapons of mass destruction. Enter the MSR MicroRocket stove.

Stats:
Weight: 75g- Only 15 grams more then a Mars bar
Wind resistant concave burner head.
Boils a litre of water in 3.5* minutes which pretty good considering it is  60 seconds longer then it takes most guys lose their virginity.
Fuel efficincy: Can boil 2 litres* of water per oz of fuel.

This little stove is a great way to shed some ounces, whether your hiking the West Coast Trail in British Columbia or need to stop for some soup on a long commute in NYC.


*boil times are usually calculated at sea level. Add 1 minute per 1000 feet of elevation.


Jeremy

Did you pack your skirt for your mountaineering expedition?

I posted pictures of guys in their underwear yesterday, so I figured today I should have girls in skirts. Not just any skirt but an insulated skirt.

Now I know what many of you are thinking "Why in the hubs of Hades would anybody need a skirt with insulation? Well that is exactly what I thought when I first heard about them. That, and if it is cold enough to wear insulation, won't Old Man Winter be able to sneak up your skirt and freeze your Snuffleufapuss? After some research I discovered there may be an application that doesn't seem as ridiculous as your high school history teacher collecting discarded spitwads for a "project" he was working on. 

Ladies, picture yourself on the slopes for a day. After some great turns you head to the lodge for an apres ski refreshment(or 4). It's too hot to wear your wet, snowy ski pants. The idea of walking around in your long underwear inevitably conjures up visions of that creepy ski patroller, with the Robert Goulet mustache, checking out your ass at every opportunity. Enter the insulated skirt, much like a sarong or beach wrap you can cover yourself up and keep your buns warm while still looking reasonably fashionable.

Disclaimer: I am not a fashion critic, I do not understand fashion, why it exists, and the exact purpose of it. I wear a t-shirt virtually everyday, on cold days I wear a sweater over a t-shirt and they are either blue, green or white, usually blue.

Other outdoor adventures this type of skirt could be used for are Nordic skiing, running, hiking...you get the idea. If you are trolling for a man in the backwoods of your local conservation area, an insulated skirt screams "I'm sexy and know how to keep my undercarriage warm". We have all seen runners in cold weather wear skin tight pants and shorts over top, really what's the difference? When you think about it a couple generations ago women wore skirts almost every day. In the summer they would wear light airy ones and in the winter heavy wool skirts. As much as this is a new trend, it has been around longer then at first glance.

SkhooP Scandanavian clothing has a whole line of insulated skirts for those cold nasty days when you want to be fashionable(see disclaimer above) and stay warm. They have a waterresisant short down skirt.

This skirt has a two way zipper on one side, and a zipper from the bottom up to the hip on the other to allow for more movement in higher aerobic activities. With 500+ fill down you can give Old Man Winter a flurry of rabbit punches to the solar plexus.




 The classic Hella skirt with waterproof/ breathable nylon and 80g of insulation. Wouldn't you be talk of the campfire sporting one of these.

Other big names are also getting into the act with Sierra Designs making this ultra cool Gnar Insulated Skirt.

Lole, a great women's clothing company that blends technical and causal elements seamlessly, is entering this insulated skirt market this coming fall. Keep an eye out.

You may not jump on this bandwagon just yet, but hopefully you can appreciate where it is going.

After discussing underwear and skirts the last two days I think it is time to get into some hardcore superfly gear tommorow. Stay tuned...

Jeremy

outdooradventuregearhead@gmail.com

@jeremygearhead

Keep your friends close and your package closer

Every guy has experienced it. It's a hot humid day and you are working your ass off in the hot sun, then you feel it. The uncomfortable chaffing resulting from your gonads rubbing up against your thigh. And if you do feel it, it is usually too late. You can always spot the guy who has this testicular chaffing,  I prefer to call it "fire in my underpants". They are walking slowly, a little bowlegged with a slight grimace on their  face. Well gentlemen look no further then Saxx underwear. This revolution in men's undergarments provides an "ergonomic comfort pouch" that nestles your twig and berries allowing "a man's package to rest naturally"

I have a six pack like that, only after drinking a six pack

Now any fertility doctor will tell you that you want your little sperm factories to be as far away from your body as possible to reduce the temperature and increase sperm count and motility. So if you are looking to add some little adventurer's to the world's population, old fashion boxer's may be the way to go. If children are not in your near future then get as much Saxx as you can.

These luxurious underpants don't have an inner seam that could cause irritation. The package cradle has mesh panels made of polyester and spandex to lets say "lift and separate" your junk from your thigh. 

Starting at $25 for the basic trunks and going up to $66 for the longjohns these underwear are very reasonably priced and your little buddies will thank you.

Saxx comes in trunks, boxer briefs, longlegs (coming to just above the knee), and longjohns. They have
basic cotton construction 24-Seven for your everyday activities.

The Pro-Elite with nut hugging high performance stretch polyester.

Ultra, constructed from the viscose of natural fibers for a super soft feel.

Then for when you really want to treat yourself the Luxury made with "an advanced blend of Model and Staple Cotton".

Well after discussing male reproductive parts and looking at all those pictures of guys in their underwear I think I need to start a new post about some super uber sexy gear for females before people start questioning my sexual preferences. To be clear I have been happily married to my wife Cheryl for five years.Today's post has turned into a bit of a sausage party.


Jeremy


outdooradventuregearhead@gmail.com
@jeremygearhead

Petzl NAO Reactive Headlamp

Picture yourself Sasquatch hunting at night. It's dark, your headlamp is throwing out a respectable 40 lumens of light illuminating the path ahead of you. Then you look down to your recent MAD Magazine to see which spy has the upper hand this time. The moment you look down the light hits the black and white pages and is rebounded back in your face, temporarily blinding you. Then you look ahead of you to avoid hitting a tree or some other object protruding from the Earth. You look back to the page because you are so enthralled with the plot, then back up. Your retinas are moving as wildly as Napoleon Dynamite on a half dozen Jägerbombs. They try to keep up with the changing light. Then...oh crap you stub your toe on a root, tumble ass over wineskin into the brambles. If this is your regular Friday night please next time video tape it and send it to me, and secondly get a NOA headlight from Petzl.

It may look like one of those headset braces that awkward shy girl wore in forth grade, but you need some serious room to hold everything this light contains.There is the lithium ion battery, two high output LED lights, a light sensor, and some
kind of microchip manage all the different settings you can establish through your computer.


My friend Mike lives off the grid in a cool little cabin on top of hill with a stunning view. He relies mostly on battery operated lighting devices and I believe has somewhat of an addiction to flashlights. The most profound thing anyone has ever said about artificial lights came from Mike. He says "Do you know what is going to happen tonight...it's going to get dark". So for the $175 US that this light will retail for you can kick darkness right in the junk.

While current headlamps top out at around 50 lumens and a distance of 35metres this little buggar can crank out a whopping 355 lumens and a distance of 108 metres. That's enough to make out things you may not want to see on a dark night in the woods. Whether it is a hungry cougar(both kinds) or your uncle Larry strolling down to the lake for a midnight skinny dip.

The best part about this headlamp is the Reactive technology. If you are looking at your map trying to figure out where your dumbass friend took a wrong turn the light will dim down to an appropriate level. Then as soon as you lift your head to look back to the trail it increases the light output. All this can be adjusted prior to your trip using a free downloadable program on your computer. You can use preset settings for such activities like Mountaineering or trail running, or make your own setting for whatever you may be doing.

Now before you head down to your local gear shop to throw down your money, I have some bad news. It is not available until July 2012. Until then you will just have to settle with planning all the ways you can use this light on your next adventure.


Jeremy


outdooradventuregearhead@gmail.com